Listed here are some nice humorous beer quotes I gathered from all around the
web. There are a number of quotes coping with liquor usually, however
most are about beer. On the backside are quotes known as “Normisms”.  These sayings are from Norm from the outdated hit sitcom “Cheers!”… Take pleasure in!

WC Fields and Beer

1. “…there is just one recreation on the coronary heart of America and that’s baseball, and just one beverage to be discovered sloshing on the depths of our nationwide soul and that’s beer.” -Peter Richmond

2. “[I recommend]… bread, meat, greens and beer.” -Sophocles’ philosophy of a reasonable food plan

3. “A bar is healthier than a newspaper for public dialogue.” -Jim Parker, on the significance of a wholesome pub tradition

4. “A bit of little bit of beer is divine drugs.” –Paracelsus, Greek doctor

5. “A psychologist as soon as stated that we all know little concerning the conscience – besides that it’s soluble in alcohol.” – Thomas Blackburn

6. “A lady drove me to drink and I did not even have the decency to thank her.” -W.C. Fields

7. “After ingesting 4 Martinis, my husband turns right into a disgusting beast. And after the fifth, I move out altogether.” – Nameless

8. “All proper, mind, I do not such as you and you do not like me – so let’s simply do that and I am going to get again to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson

9. “At all times do sober what you stated you’d do drunk. That may train you to maintain your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemmingway

10. “At all times keep in mind that I’ve taken extra out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

11. “An clever man is usually compelled to be drunk to spend time together with his fools.” -For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

12. “An oppressive authorities is extra to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” -Confucius

13. “Magnificence is within the eye of the beer holder.”

14. “Beer doesn’t make itself correctly by itself. It takes a component of thriller and of issues that nobody can perceive.” –Fritz Maytag

15. “Beer has meals worth, however meals has no beer worth.”

16. “Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He turned hilarious. His coronary heart was glad and his face proven.” – from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.

17. “Beer is a healthful liquor…it abounds with nourishment” –Dr. Benjamin Rush

18. “Beer is proof that God loves us and needs us to be comfortable.” -Benjamin Franklin

19. “Beer wants baseball, and baseball wants beer – it has all the time been thus.” -Peter Richmond

20. “Beer will all the time have a particular position within the food plan of a person and will be thought of a cog within the wheel of dietary meals.” -Bruce Carlton

21. “Beer will get you thru time of no cash higher than cash will get you thru occasions of no beer.” – Freddie Freak

22. “Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the mood, cheers the spirit and promotes well being” –Thomas Jefferson

23. “Beer: A lot greater than only a breakfast drink.” -Whitstran Brewery signal

24. “Brewers get pleasure from working to make beer as a lot as ingesting beer as a substitute of working.” -Harold Rudolph

25. “Don’t permit kids to combine drinks. It’s unseemly and so they use an excessive amount of vermouth.” Steve Allen

26. “Everyone has to imagine in one thing…..I imagine I am going to have one other drink.” -W.C. Fields

27. “Fermentation might have been a larger discovery than hearth.” -David Rains Wallace

28. “Give me a lady who really loves beer and I’ll conquer the world” – Kaiser Wilhelm

29. “Give my folks loads of beer, good beer and low cost beer, and you should have no revolution amongst them” – Queen Victoria

30. “God made pot. Artificial beer. Who do you belief?” -Restroom in The Irish Instances, Washington DC

31. “He was a smart man who invented beer.” -Plato

32. “I’m a agency believer within the folks. If given the reality, they are often depended upon to satisfy any nationwide disaster. The nice level is to carry them the actual details, and beer.” -Abraham Lincoln

33. “I drink to make different folks fascinating.” -George Jean Nathan

34. “I drink when I’ve event, and generally when I’ve no event” -Miguel De Cervantes

35. “I concern the person who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the remainder of us stated final night time” –Benjamin Franklin

36. “I really feel sorry for individuals who do not drink. Once they get up within the morning, that is pretty much as good as they are going to really feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

37. “I’ve taken extra out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

38. “I by no means met a pub I did not like.” -Pete Slosberg, Founding father of Pete’s Brewing Firm

39. “I believe this is able to be a superb time for a beer.” (upon signing the New Deal, paving the best way for the repeal of Prohibition) – Franklin D. Roosevelt

40. “I instructed the stewardess liquor for 3.” – “Who’re the opposite two? – “Oh, there aren’t any different two.”
41. “I went on a food plan, swore off ingesting and heavy consuming, and in fourteen days I misplaced two weeks.” –Joe E. Lewis

42. “I might kill everybody on this room for a drop of candy beer.” -Homer Simpson

43. “I might fairly have a bottle in entrance of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits

44. “If God had meant us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” -David Daye

45. “If love makes the world go round, then whisky makes it go round twice as quick!” – Compton Mackenzie

46. “Should you ever attain whole enlightenment whereas ingesting beer, I wager it makes beer shoot out your nostril.” -Deep Thought, Jack Helpful

47. “I will purchase a ship… do some touring, and I will be ingesting beer!” -John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who gained $30 million within the New York lottery

48. “I am not so suppose as you drunk I’m !” – John Squire

49. “It solely takes one drink to get me loaded. Hassle is, I can not keep in mind whether or not it is the thirteenth or fourteenth.” – George Burns

50. “It was a pure as consuming and to me as crucial, and I might not have considered consuming a meal with out ingesting beer”- Ernest Hemingway

How’d you want the primary 50 beer quotes? Listed here are some extra.

51. “Allow us to drink for the replenishment of our power, not for our sorrow” -Cicero

52. “Let’s get out of those moist garments and right into a dry Martini…” – Mae West

53. “Sir, you’re drunk!” Sure, Madam, I’m. However within the morning, I can be sober and you’ll nonetheless be ugly.” –Girl Astor and Winston Churchill

54. “Be sure that the beer – 4 pints every week – goes to the troops beneath hearth earlier than any of the events within the rear get a drop.” -Winston Churchill to his Secretary of Struggle, 1944

55. “Might the roof above us by no means fall in, and will we associates gathered under by no means fall out.” -Outdated Irish Blessing

56. “Might your glass be ever full. Might the roof over your head be all the time robust. And should you be in heaven half an hour earlier than the satan is aware of you are useless.” -Outdated Irish Toast

57. “No soldier can battle except he’s correctly ate up beef and beer.” -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

58. “No, sir: There may be nothing which has but been contrived by man by which a lot happiness is produced as by a superb tavern or inn.” –Samuel Johnson

59. “Not all chemical substances are dangerous. With out chemical substances resembling hydrogen and oxygen, for instance, there could be no approach to make water, a significant ingredient in beer.” -Dave Barry

60. “Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man’s price; It cools the physique via and thru, and regulates the well being.” -Nameless

61. “Oh, you hate your job? Why did not you say so? There is a assist group for that. It is known as EVERYBODY, and so they meet on the bar.” – Unknown

62. “As soon as, throughout Prohibition, I used to be compelled to dwell for days on nothing however meals and water.” – W. C. Fields

63. “Yet one more drink and I might have been beneath the host.” – Dorothy Parker

64. “One of many hallmarks of the child boomer era is that it would not dwell just like the earlier era. It hasn’t but given up denims and T-shirts or beer.” -Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

65. “Individuals who drink mild ‘beer’ do not just like the style of beer; they similar to to pee alot.” -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

66. “Prohibition makes you need to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” -Don Marquis

67. “Actuality is an phantasm brought on by an absence of fine beer.”

68. “Sir, in the event you had been my husband, I might poison your drink.” -Girl Astor to Winston Churchill

69. “Madam, in the event you had been my spouse, I might drink it.” -His reply

70. “The best approach to spot a wanker in a pub is to go searching and discover who’s ingesting a Corona with a slice of lemon within the neck.” -Warwick Franks

71. “The onerous half about being a bartender is determining who’s drunk and who’s simply silly.” Richard Braunstein

72. “The letters in ‘Brace Beemer’ will be organized to spell ‘Embrace Beer.'” -Dave Barry, referring to the actor who performed the Lone Ranger on radio

73. “The mouth of a wonderfully comfortable man is stuffed with beer” –Historical Egyptian Knowledge

74. “The issue with some folks is that when they don’t seem to be drunk, they’re sober.”-William Butler Yeats.

75. “The issue with the designated driver program, it is not a fascinating job. However in the event you ever get sucked into doing it, have enjoyable with it. On the finish of the night time, drop them off on the fallacious home.” – Jeff Foxworthy

76. “The issue with the world is that everybody is a number of drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart

77. “The roots and herbes overwhelmed and put into new ale or beer and every day drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.” -Nicholas Culpeper

78. “The sum of the matter is, the folks drink as a result of they want to drink.” -Rudolph Model

79. “The worst factor about some males is that when they don’t seem to be drunk they’re sober.” – Yeats

80. “There may be extra to life than beer alone, however beer makes these different issues even higher.” -Stephen Morris

81. “They who drink beer will suppose beer.” -Washington Irving

82. “That is grain, which any idiot can eat, however for which the Lord meant a extra divine technique of consumption… Beer!” -Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

83. “Time isn’t wasted whenever you’re wasted on a regular basis.” -Catherine Zandonella

84. “We couldn’t now take time for additional searche or consideration: our victuals being a lot spente, particularly our beere.” – Logbook entry on the Mayflower, December 16, 1620

85. “We outdated of us have to search out our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Robust beer is the milk of the outdated.” -Martin Luther

86. “We must always search for somebody to eat and drink with earlier than on the lookout for one thing to eat and drink” -Epicurus

87. “After I heated my dwelling with oil, I used a mean of 800 gallons a yr. I’ve discovered that I can hold comfortably heat for a whole winter with barely over half that amount of beer.” -Dave Barry

88. “After I learn concerning the evils of ingesting, I gave up studying.” -Henny Youngman

89. “Each time somebody asks me if I would like water with my Scotch, I say, “I am thirsty, not soiled”. Joe Lewis

90. “Who doesn’t love beer, wine, girls and music stays a idiot his entire life lengthy.” -Carl Worner

91. “Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown.” -Medieval plea for pure libations

92. “Why is American beer served chilly? So you possibly can inform it from urine.” -David Moulton

93. “With out query, the best invention within the historical past of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was additionally a high quality invention, however the wheel doesn’t go practically as effectively with pizza.” -Dave Barry

94. “Work is the curse of the ingesting class.” -Oscar Wilde

95. “You may’t be an actual nation except you’ve a beer and an airline. It helps in case you have some type of soccer staff, or some nuclear weapons, however a the very least you want a beer.”- Frank Zappa

96. “You are not drunk in the event you can lie on the ground with out holding on.” -Dean Martin

97. “ I really feel sorry for individuals who don’t drink. Once they get up within the morning, that’s pretty much as good as they’re going to really feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

98. “Beer is proof that God loves us and needs us to be comfortable” – Benjamin Franklin

99. “Beer makes you’re feeling as you should really feel with out beer.” Henry Lawson, Poet and author.

100. “Beer…. a excessive and mighty liquor.”- Julius Caesar

101. “Historical past flows ahead on rivers of beer.” Nameless

102. “I drink to make different folks fascinating.” – George Jean Nathan

103. “If a lifetime of wine, girls and music turns into an excessive amount of, quit singing.”-Mark Schiess

104. “Let no man thirst for good beer.” – Sam Adams

105. “Many battles have been fought and gained by troopers nourished on beer.”-Frederick the Nice

106. “Not all chemical substances are dangerous. With out chemical substances resembling hydrogen and oxygen, for instance, there could be no approach to make water, a significant ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry

107. “One martini is all proper. Two are too many, and three are usually not sufficient.” – James Thurber

108. “Generally once I replicate again on all of the beer I drink I really feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and take into consideration the employees within the brewery and all of their hopes and desires. If I didn’t drink this beer, they could be out of labor and their desires could be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It’s higher that I drink this beer and let their desires come true, than be egocentric and fear about my liver.” – by Jack Helpful

109. “The solutions to life’s issues aren’t on the backside of a bottle. They’re on TV.” -Homer Simpson

110. “The truth that a believer is happier than a skeptic isn’t any extra to the purpose than the truth that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”- George Bernard Shaw

111. “The human mind owes its superiority over that of the decrease animals in nice measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given creativeness.”-Samuel Butler

112. “There can’t be good residing the place there’s not good ingesting.”-Benjamin Franklin

113. “Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright

114. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” W.C. Fields

115. “After I drink, I believe; and once I suppose, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais

116. “After I learn concerning the evils of ingesting, I gave up studying !!!” – Henny Youngman

117. “After we drink, we get drunk. After we get drunk, we go to sleep. After we go to sleep, we commit no sin. After we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke

118. “Work is the curse of the ingesting class” – Oscar Wilde

119. “You may’t drink all day in the event you don’t begin within the morning.” -On label of Founder’s Breakfast Stout-Sean Connery (as James Bond)                           

120.  “Give a person a fish and he’ll eat for a day.  Train him fish, and he’ll sit in a ship and drink beer all day.”-George Carlin.

Beer Quotes-Normisms (from the sitcom Cheers!)

Beer Quotes-Normisms from Norm on the sitcom Cheers.Norm (George Wendt) from Cheers!

121. “What’ll you’ve, Normie?”

“Nicely, I am in a playing temper Sammy. I am going to take a glass of no matter
comes out of that faucet.”

“Seems to be like beer, Norm.”

“Name me Mister Fortunate.”

122. “What’d you say, Norm?”

“Any low cost, tawdry factor that may get me a beer.”

123.  “What would you say to a beer, Norm?”

“Hiya, sailor. New on the town?”

124. “Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?”

“No, I do know what they seem like. Simply pour me one.”

125. “How’s a beer sound, Norm?”

“I dunno. I normally end them earlier than they get a phrase in.”

126. “What’s shaking, Norm?”

“All 4 cheeks and a few chins.”

127. “What would you say to a pleasant beer, Normie?”

“Going Down?”

128. “What’s new, Normie?”

“Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my abdomen and so they’re demanding

129. “What’ll or not it’s, Normie?”

“Simply the standard Coach. I am going to have a froth of beer and a snorkel.”

130. “What would you say to a beer, Normie?”

“Daddy wuvs you.”

131. “What’d you want, Normie?”

“A cause to dwell. Give me one other beer.”

(Coming in from the rain)

132. “Night all people.”

Everyone: “Norm!”

“Nonetheless pouring, Norm?”

“That is humorous, I used to be about to ask you an identical factor.”

133. “Whaddya say, Norm?”

“Nicely, I by no means met a beer I did not drink.”

134. “Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?”

“Like a child treats a diaper.”

135. “Hey Mr. Peterson, there is a chilly one ready for you.”                                      “I do know, if she calls, I am not right here.”

136. “Beer, Norm?”

“Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”

137. “What is going on on, Mr. Peterson?”

“A flashing register my intestine that claims, ‘Insert beer right here.'”

138. “Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nostril?”

“Yep, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?”

139. “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”

“It is a canine eat canine world, Woody and I am sporting Milk Bone

140. “What is the story, Norm?”

“Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets one other beer.”

141. “How’s a couple of beer, Norm?”

“That is that amber sudsy stuff, proper? I’ve heard good issues about

142. “What is going on on, Mr. Peterson?”

“The query is, `what is going on ‘in’ Mr. Peterson?” A beer, please,

143. “Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”

“A bit of early is not it, Woody?”

“For a beer?” “No, for silly questions.”

144. “What is going on on, Mr. Peterson?”

“One other layer for the winter, Wooden.”

145. “Whatcha as much as, Norm?”

“My very best weight if I had been eleven ft tall.”

146. “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”


“I am sorry to listen to that.”

“No, I imply pour.”

147. “How’s life treating you, Norm?”

“Prefer it caught me sleeping with its spouse.”

148. “Ladies. Cannot dwell with ’em … move the beer nuts.”

149. “What is going on down, Normie?”

“My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”

150. “Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”

“Alright, however cease me at one….make that one-thirty.”

151. “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”

“It is a canine eat canine world, Woody and I am sporting Milk Bone

152. “What is the story, Norm?”

“Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets one other beer.”

153. “How’s a couple of beer, Norm?”

“That is that amber sudsy stuff, proper? I’ve heard good issues about

154. “What is going on on, Mr. Peterson?”

“The query is, `what is going on ‘in’ Mr. Peterson?” A beer, please,

155. “Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”

“A bit of early is not it, Woody?”

“For a beer?” “No, for silly questions.”

156. “Would you want a beer Mr.. Peterson?”

“No, I might like a useless cat in a glass.”

157. “How’s life treating you?”                                                                                    

“It isn’t, Sammy, however you possibly can.”

158. “How a couple of beer, Norm?”                                                                                 “Hey I am excessive on life, Coach. In fact, beer is my life. “

159. “Beer, Normie?”
“Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I am nonetheless younger”

160. “Whaddya say, Norm?”                                                                                    “Nicely, I by no means met a beer I did not drink. And down it goes.”

161. “What’s your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?”                                                          “Boxer shorts and unfastened sneakers. However I am going to accept a beer.”

162. “What is the newest, Mr. Peterson? ”                                                                  “Zha-Zha marries a millionaire, Peterson drinks a beer. Movie at eleven”

163. “Hey, Mr. Peterson, you bought room for a beer?”                                               “Nope, however I’m keen so as to add on.”

164. “What can I get you, Norm?”                                                                          [scratching his beard] “Obtained any flea powder? Ah, simply kidding. Gimme a beer; I believe I am going to simply drown the little suckers.”

165. “Good chilly beer arising,                                                                                 “You imply, Good chilly beer taking place Mr. Peterson”

166. “How would a beer really feel, Mr. Peterson? ”                                                       “Fairly nervous if I used to be within the room.”

167. “What can I do for you, Norm? ”                                                                     “Open up these beer faucets and, oh, take the time without work, Sam”

168. “What is going on on, Normie? ”                                                                               “My birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I am going to blow out my liver.”

169. “How’s it going, Norm? “
“Reduce the small discuss and get me a beer.”

170. “What can I do for you Norm?”                                                                     “Nicely, I’m going to want one thing to kill time earlier than my second beer. Uhhh, how a couple of first one”

171. “What’ll you’ve, Norm?”                                                                             “Fame, fortune, and quick girls.”                                                                              “How ’bout a beer?”
“Even higher.”

172. “Beer Norm?”                                                                                                “Does a rag doll have material knobs”

173. “Beer Norm?”                                                                                                        “I keep in mind that stuff. Higher give me a tall one in case I prefer it.”

174. “What is the story, Mr. Peterson?”

“The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s lower to the comfortable

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